Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
When shows come off their hiatus
this is the best thing i’ve seen all day
OMFG it’s back on my dash
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.
"People in musicals sing too much"
"Boys who like musicals must be gay"
"Musicals are repetitive"
"Musicals last way too long"
"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"
"Musicals are just boring"
"Musicals are childish"
"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.